garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I think my fart just growled at me.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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