Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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