Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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