I've blown a few things in my day
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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