Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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