is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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