quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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