I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
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I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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