Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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