Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Randomize