dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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