So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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