Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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