Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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