when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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