The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I have already put on my inside pants.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
