i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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