Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I did not marry a roomba.
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