you're like a bully in the Christmas story
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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