it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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