She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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