Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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