we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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