Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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