yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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