Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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