so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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