wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
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See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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