Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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