Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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