even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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