i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
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she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
pray to the hookup gods
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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