wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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