I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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