She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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