All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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