who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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