so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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