is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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