Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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