just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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