He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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