Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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