they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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