i wish semen tasted like chocolate
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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