HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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