we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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