She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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