it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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