how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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