You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
this hospital has no fireball
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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