I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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