He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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