do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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